WATCH: Tom Colicchio Shows Off His Top Chef New Orleans Tattoo on WWHL

David Arquette takes off his pants, is stoned. Tom Colicchio shows off the tattoo he got in New Orleans while missing his children, aww. ASHLEY MERRIMAN WAS BARTENDING IN THE BRAVO CLUBHOUSE LAST NIGHT, BOOSH. (We know not everyone is capable of carrying a Top Chef torch from five seasons ago. It’s a noble calling.)

You can choose your own adventure, and feast your eyes on any of the above in parts one and two of the Watch What Happens Live aftershow, below. (But, really, you guys: Ashley Merriman.)

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