WATCH: Vegans Descend Upon The Taste, Much To Anthony Bourdain’s ‘Terror’

You know what doesn’t help Anthony Bourdain’s disparaging views of vegans? When they also refuse to cook with fire and wear tutus in the kitchen. This woman is not helping your cause, people.

Thankfully, the Star Trek-esque hatch that reveals the contestants on The Taste was misfiring last night and it clamped down on Tutu Lady’s pot de creme with “coriander confetti” before Bourdain could rip her apart. Then again, perhaps it wasn’t an accident, because it shut her away just as he landed this gem:

“How can I eat? I want to vomit with terror.”

Check out a montage of the vegan competitors from last night’s The Taste audition round below.

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