WATCH: Conan Eviscerates Paula Deen And Her Buttery Fans

The jokes about Paula Deen just write themselves at this point, but we don’t blame you for wanting to hear a few from a tall, redheaded Irish loon. Conan O’Brien opened his show last night with a handful of Deenerisms, including this rough one: “This week, Paula Deen is expected to appear on the Today Show. Yeah, Deen said she chose the Today Show because they mostly keep that [Al] Roker guy outside.”

Even better: when he “asks” celebrities to fill out surveys about the news of the day. You know what else rhymes with “news”? (Go to 1:19 to find out!)


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