This is the most adorable Halloween costume Instagram video ever.
Also, we imagine that Eric Ripert said this when he was invited to Halloween parties:
I must be out zere in ze night. Staying vigilant. Wherever a party needs to be saved, I am zere. Wherever zere are fish. Wherever zere are fine wines and joy. I am zere.
But sometimes I am not because I am out in ze night, staying vigilant.
Watching. Lurking. Running. Jumping. Hurdling. Sleeping. Non, I can’t sleep. You sleep. I am awake. I do not sleep. I do not blink. Am I a bird? No. I am a bat. I am ze Batman.
Or am I?
[h/t First We Feast]
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