Even though we all acknowledged that the men of Epic Meal Time were sick bastards, we never really wanted to know the depths of their sick bastard souls. But when they kidnapped Jamie Oliver by stringing him along with a celery ploy, binding and gagging him with
gay bacon strips candy, and locking him in a fridge full of raw bacon and Jack Daniels, not only did we realize how twisted they are, we realized that they’re also just really predictable.
In any case, we’re not here to comment on their M.O. We’re here to laugh as they force-feed Oliver an enormous perversion of a Filet-o-Fish as he sobs about quinoa. Click below to see if they succeed:
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