WATCH: Martha Stewart Disses Gwyneth Paltrow’s Inferior Life Coaching Skills

In the great history of Lifestyle Coach Feuds, the greatest one has been fermenting for years: Martha Stewart versus Gwyneth Paltrow, the CEO versus the actress, the sage queen versus the kale-drinker. Today shall go down in history as the day that Stewart fired the first warning shot against the willowy upstart, via the celebrity diplomatic channels of TMZ (which did bait Martha by asking her who was the best lifestyle coach between the two).

To be fair, TMZ is heavily biased towards Martha:

Her answer has merit — Martha’s run a major lifestyle company for decades. Gwyneth blogs a lot. Martha sells enough stuff to furnish a house. Gwyneth tells you where to buy things you can’t afford.
And Martha’s been to prison and knits a shawl.

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