Hey, if it only comes once every 80,000 years, you’ve gotta have an anthem, right?
Switch out the word “royals” in Lorde’s song “Royals” for “oils,” throw some chocolate gelt and dreidels on the Thanksgiving table, and gather around for some doughnuts, latkes, and challah to the mish-mash of turkey and stuffing and you’ve got a delightfully weird way of celebrating Thanksgivikkuh. Save us some latkes, guys!
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