Watch: Tiny Woman Eats 72oz Steak in Three Minutes, Sets World Record, Makes Us Jealous

The previous Guinness World Record for the consumption of a 72 oz steak: six minutes, 42 seconds.

120-pound mom and competitive eater Molly Schuyler just demolished that record last Friday, consuming a massive steak in approximately half that time (to be precise: two minutes and 42 seconds). As a voice in the video remarked, very few people have what it takes to eat a full 72 oz steak — and out of the 1500 people who attempted the challenge at this restaurant (Sayler’s Old Country Kitchen in Portland, OR), only ten women have ever succeeded.

For some reason, watching this video isn’t as disgusting as, say, competitive hot dog eating: Schuyler, who must be part wolf, rips apart the steak with nothing but her bare hands and teeth, and it’s rather primal and beautiful. Ugh, look at us, getting sentimental about competitive eating.

Anyway, watch her record attempt below and be in awe:

[h/t Gawker]

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