But like … WHAT IS HAPPENING.
We sort of think this is an optical illusion — like, there’s no way that José Andrés actually Tweeted this photo of Jep Robertson and himself, saying it was his “favorite celebrity” of the night. (We couldn’t even name this Duck Dynasty dude off the top of our head because these duck dudes all look the same to us.)
— José Andrés (@chefjoseandres) May 4, 2014
And for real, we just don’t get it. Apparently Twitter doesn’t either.
@chefjoseandres Gross, Chef.
— Justin Craigen (@the_craigen) May 4, 2014
@chefjoseandres You just made most of DC very uncomfortable
— ɹǝuɹnʇ uǝq ɹoʇɔıʌ (@Xeus) May 4, 2014
— Mike (@JHICFO) May 4, 2014
— JP (@jp_cable) May 4, 2014
So … is there any way we can just put our hands over our eyes, scream “LA LA LA LA LA WE DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING LA LA LA LA” and be in denial for a bit longer? Kthx.
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