Just what this world needs: more 50 Shades of Grey-related products.
But hey, this 50 Shades of Grey wine comes from author E.L. James herself — what a treat! Going for $17.99 per bottle, there are only two wines in the collection: one red, appropriately (or maybe not so appropriately) named “Red Satin” and one white, “White Silk.”
Red Satin is a 2009 vintage blend of Petite Sirah and Syrah described as having notes of “black cherry, cocoa powder, creamy caramel and vanilla, leather and clove spice.” Sexy. White Silk is a 2012 vintage blend of Gewürztraminer and Sauvignon Blanc; here you’ll find “floral aromatics of lychee, honey and pear lead off this white blend, tempered by flavors of crisp grapefruit, mineral and lush pear with a faint hint of butterscotch.”
If you’re really into this, you can buy a case of either variety for $215.88. You can also design your own gift set. Say you want one bottle of Red Satin, one bottle of White Silk, and
Here’s what the author had to say about it all:
Wine plays an important role in Fifty Shades of Grey, adding to the sensuality that pervades a number of encounters between the characters. I’ve always had a penchant for good wine, so combining two of my passions to blend Red Satin and White Silk was a natural extension of the Fifty Shades trilogy. I hope all of you curl up with a glass as you enjoy the romance between Anastasia and Christian.
Poor grapes.
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