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A Pony Walks into a Police Station…

No, there isn’t a punchline.

In a move out of some British children’s book, a pony walked right into a constabulary in the quiet English countryside, wandered around, maybe looked at some WANTED posters, and then was shooed out quickly by a man on the night shift to return to his nearby field, where he could play horse detective or something equally whimsical.

Upon releasing the footage of the equine intruder, Superintendent Peter Crowcroft released the following statement:

“We were somewhat saddled with our unexpected guest, who in the early hours of the morning quickly became the mane event of the night shift. We like to ensure a warm welcome to all our guests at HQ, and at neigh point did the horse pose a risk to security and appeared to be a well cared for animal.”

Damn you Brits and your puns.

Watch below:

[h/t Boing Boing]
[Image via screenshot]

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