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‘Concerned Father’ Explains: Gay Marriage Can Lead To Anal Sex, ‘Ejaculation Inside Of A Colon’

Testifying against same-sex marriage this week, “concerned Minnesotan father and husband” Mike Frey explained that gay marriage can lead to something called sodomy, and thus — horrors! — “ejaculation inside of a colon,” leading to the AIDS and all kinds of horrific lesions.

Frey asked that the Minnesota House not pass a bill legalizing gay marriage because “people who marry do have sex, and when same-sex people are married, they do have sex — there’s something called sodomy.”

He then explained to the legislators that sodomy involves “ejaculation inside of a colon,” which, unlike ejaculation inside a vagina, does not lead to a pregnancy nor does the sperm have a barrier of entry to the blood flow… often leading to AIDS. And so, he said, gay marriage = the spread of AIDS to “society at large.”

At the end of his testimony, Frey concluded that gay marriage will provide a “health risk to society at large,” and place “financial burden on the people of Minnesota” to support the gays and their spreading diseases.

So, hurry along Minnesota lawmakers, please! Do NOT legalize gay marriage. Otherwise, as Frey warned, many more Minnesotans… and eventually Americans… will experience “a rash, almost like a boils and a very raw skin, that broke out on the hands, feet, butt, mouth.”

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[h/t TPM]
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