Esquire’s Advice on How to Dress Your Way Out of the ‘Friend Zone’ Not Going over Too Well

The latest how-to-be-a-walking-penis guide from Penis Monthly was so bad the first person in my feed to tweet it out already saw what was coming:

Have at it, everybody:

And my favorite:

I renew my offer to double Charlie Pierce’s salary to write for any publication but Esquire.

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