Even Florida cops think Florida criminals are dumb: the Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office posted photos of their latest Dumb Criminal on their Facebook page, a man who was robbing a house when he decided to take a nap, because why not, the bed was there.
Dion Davis was eventually found by a maid who called the cops, and was quickly arrested while he rode a train to Dreamland.
“He was passed out with a bag full of stolen jewelry next to him on the bed and didn’t even notice the deputies taking pictures!” the Sheriff’s Office posted on Facebook, tagging the photo with “#FloriDUH”.
Davis faces charges of burglary to an unoccupied dwelling.
[Image via Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office]
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