Yesterday, Reddit user throwwwwaway29 went to the popular web site for advice: right before she left for a 10-day business trip, her husband sent her a spreadsheet. Column A listed all the dates from the beginning of June, column B listed whether they had sex that day, and column C noted the excuse given, using “verbatim quotes.”

“I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone,” she wrote. “According to his ‘document’, we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 “attempts” on his part.”

For all the data hounds out there, here’s the chart.

According to our expert Nate Silveresque analysis of this Sexcel Spreadsheet, the husband has a 11% success rate at getting laid, a 22% chance of being turned down after his wife goes to the gym, and a 100% chance of both parties looking like total jackasses on the internet.

[h/t Deadspin]
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