Mike Huckabee Horrifies Internet With NSFW Tweet Pairing Anal Probing and ‘Russian Meddling’

By Rachel DickerApr 3rd, 2018, 1:34 pm
 

Oh, how the (sort of, I guess) mighty have fallen, Mike Huckabee. You once served as Governor of Arkansas, your daughter’s working in the White House, and you’re spending your time tweeting about your recent colonoscopy.

Huckabee sent out a tweet Tuesday announcing that he got his butt-al region examined, scarring people everywhere:

So, to recap, everybody: Mike Huckabee, the former governor of Arkansas and a former presidential candidate, wants the world to know that he had his tush looked at by a Russian doctor, and that he thinks it’s a funny joke to call a medical examination of his rear “meddling.” Feast your eyes, folks: The most gag-inducing five words in order that were ever put on paper. “Meddling in Mike Huckabee’s butt.” At least call it a Russian probe, dude. It’s equally graphic, but a little more precise.

Also there’s the inexplicable bit about the doctor anesthetizing Huckabee with the “same stuff Michael Jackon [sic] used.” In what context, exactly? The “stuff” he allegedly OD’ed on? The “stuff” he allegedly used on other people, particularly little boys? You know what, forget I asked.

And if you’re moonwalking after a colonoscopy, maybe you should keep that information to yourself. No one wants to know that you had a good time.

Huckabee’s tweet, like many of his before it, horrified Twitter for both the quality and content of his disturbing joke:

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