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Samuel L. Jackson Quitting Acting To Pursue A ‘Life Of Vigilantism’?

Samuel L. Jackson submitted a challenge to the Reddit community this week. “It’s simple,” he wrote, “write 300 words and the most upvoted post I’ll read out loud in monologue form.” Today, Jackson posted the winning monologue video and it was just as “bad-ass” as promised.

“Hi, I’m Samuel L. Jackson,” he began, “I’m sorry to disappoint you, Reddit, but I’ve decided to break the rules of my own competition.” From there, the actor said he wanted to “speak to you all from my own heart, in my own words” before announcing that he was “quitting acting and pursuing a life of vigilantism.” Fortunately for fans of one of America’s most prolific actors, this was all part of the winning submission from Reddit user adiddy.

Jackson set up the unconventional contest to help raise money for the Alzheimer’s Association, and revealed on Reddit that the campaign had raised over $130,000. Everyone who donated was entered to win lunch with Jackson and a trip to his UK celebrity golf tournament.

The entire contest was almost derailed by the internet forum 4Chan, but in the end Jackson just read the monologue he thought was best. Unfortunately, comedian Eugene Mirman‘s hilariously dirty entry about cream cheese didn’t make the cut.

Watch the NSFW video below, via YouTube:

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