Here it is. Gaze upon it. In this document, see the end of bad penis-related puns. See the end of creepy, shirtless pictures of government officials. See the restoration of dignity to our national politics.
Oh, I’m just kidding. There’ll be another scandal like this in a month tops. Heck, maybe it’ll even be another gay one! Whoopee!
Whatever the case, here is the official resignation letter from Rep. Anthony Weiner. Tuesday night at midnight, he will no longer represent New York’s Ninth Congressional District. This of course means that all hacky stand up comics have about a week and a half more to get all their Weiner jokes out of the way. Get to it, boys!
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