Spitzer’s Escort Ashley Dupre Lands Advice Column Gig At New York Post

121109Ashley55VW.JPGWell, she did make for some of their best covers and headlines in recent memory — the least the New York Post could do was give Ashley Dupre a job. And so it is! Ashley Dupre: hooker to the governor, woman of the people, sage fountain of wisdom, or advice columnist. “Ask Ashley,” the Post practically demands. “Spitzer’s babe answers all your love-life questions!”

And let’s not overlook this photo caption, showing the Post at its Post-iest: “Smart and sexy Ashley Dupre learned from scandal — and she’ll be your escort through the world of relationships as a Post columnist.”

By the seventh day God completed His work which He had done, and He said, “My girlfriend says she doesn’t like porn. Is she lying?” Let there be advice! Christmas gifts, unhappy marriages, troubled daughters — she knows her stuff. I wonder who her ghostwriter is? Look for Ashley every Sunday in the Post’s “Meet Market.”

There are no more words. But there’s video:

(h/t Pat’s Papers)

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