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Stick Figures Get Brutally Dismembered, Killed in LA Metro PSAs

LA Metro officials clearly had some, er, disturbing ideas in mind when they concocted their latest safety campaign.

Why? Well, because in six ads released days ago, stick figures make common safety mistakes that lead to them getting brutally beaten and dismembered.

No, seriously. It’s pretty sick.

You know, just because they’re stick figures and you call this place Safetyville doesn’t make it any less messed-up.

And who the hell is this narrator that sees people maimed and killed in all sorts of brutal ways and just kind of acts nonchalantly about it?

DUDE THAT STICK FIGURE’S BODY JUST GOT CHOPPED UP EVEN THOUGH SCIENTIFICALLY I’M NOT SURE THAT’S HOW THAT KIND OF INJURY WOULD GO DOWN.

“Looks like Jimmy won’t be showing off his 360 kick-flip.” THE KID JUST DIED, LADY, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.

Okay, y’all are sick. Really, really sick.

[h/t Jezebel]
[image via screengrab]

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