USA Today Proves To Colbert That It Can Cover SpongeBob / Dorito-Related News

USA Today recently decided treated itself to a little facelift, debuting a new logo that left Stephen Colbert, for one, completely perplexed.

He felt that the publication’s new logo — a blue circle — posed a challenge. After all, what if the paper ever has to cover non-circle news? Like, say, “If SpongeBob SquarePants ever chokes on a Dorito at the Pentagon, you won’t read about it in The USA Today.” Excellent point and very probably scenario.

Fortunately, USA Today is both crafty and quick, so it gladly accepted Colbert’s challenge. With pretty great results.

Behold the cuteness:

h/t HyperVocal

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