Adam Carolla Tells Kimmel What He Would Do if He Were President
Comedian Adam Carolla has a new book titled President Me: The America That’s in My Head and on Friday he stopped by his old buddy Jimmy Kimmel’s show to talk about some of the policies he would enact if he somehow got elected to the highest office in the nation.
On health care, Carolla proposed a “simple, straightforward idea” to keep costs down: coin-operated life support equipment. “Do you loved ones really love you?” he asked. “We’re going to find out.” He even put his own spin on President Barack Obama’s 2008 campaign slogan: “You’d better hope they have change.”
On driving safety, Carolla thought people aren’t paying enough attention because they think nothing can happen to them. His solution? Fill every tenth airbag with moose semen. “I’m not a maniac, not every car!” he said. “Every tenth.”
As for his cabinet, Carolla said he would invite friends like Kimmel into his administration. “I think I had you as head fluffed,” he told the late night host.
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