‘America’s Mayor, The President’s Bitch’: Stephen Colbert Previews Rudy Giuliani’s Possible Tombstones

Stephen Colbert roasted Rudy Giuliani with a series of potential gravestones, one of which proclaimed Giuliani “America’s Mayor” and Donald Trump’s “Bitch.”

The cold open to Tuesday night’s edition of CBS’ The Late Show with Stephen Colbert featured a news clip recounting a bizarre quote that Giuliani gave during an interview, in which he said “Absolutely. I am afraid it will be on my gravestone. ‘Rudy Giuliani: He lied for Trump.’ Somehow, I don’t think that will be it. But, if it is, so what do I care?”

The clip was followed by several preliminary “drafts” of Giuliani headstones.

The jokes included one that read “RIP: Ramble In Perpetuity,” another that said “Hope Heaven Doesn’t Have a Travel Ban,” and some that were even meaner.

Watch the clip above, via CBS.

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