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Bill Hader as ‘The Mooch’ FaceTimes Weekend Update: ‘No Regrets Baby!’

During SNL‘s Weekend Update Summer Edition, Colin Jost and Michael Che were surprised by a FaceTime call from Anthony Scaramucci (played by SNL alum Bill Hader).

Scaramucci greets them with an air kiss.

“I heard you two nutless liberal asswipes mention my name earlier,” The Mooch began. “And when I hear my name three times, I appear like a goombah Beetlejuice.”

Che asked Scaramucci if he was “surprised” that he only lasted eleven days as White House Communications Director.

“Hell no!” The Mooch exclaimed. “Not after what I said to that asswipe from The New Yorker, which was all off the record by the way. But I guess people didn’t like it when I said- and let me see if I can clean this up for primetime- that Steve Bannon was trying to ‘S’ his own ‘C’. And by the by, I was completely misquoted. I didn’t say Bannon was trying to ‘S’ his own ‘C,’ he did it! He made contact! I saw it! Tongue to tip!”

The Mooch insisted that everyone missed him (he compared himself to “human cocaine”) and said he has “no regrets baby!”

“All I did was sell my company, missed the birth of my son, and ruined my entire reputation. All to be the king of Idiot Mountain for 11 days,” he elaborated.

Scaramucci then asked Che if SNL was hiring since he is now “available.”

“I’ve got jokes now,” he continued. “Here’s one for free: Hickory Dickory Dock, Steve Bannon was sucking his-”

FaceTime immediately disconnected.

Watch the clip above, via NBC.

 

 

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