During his opening monologue tonight, Bill Maher admitted he was not happy with how President Obama did during his first big debate this week. He told his audience that Obama undeniably “sucked” during the debate, and surmised that the million dollars he gave to the campaign was probably spent on weed.
Maher surmised that because Wednesday was Obama’s anniversary, “he apparently had the sex first and was completely spent” for the debate. He contrasted Romney looking “charged up” with Obama looking like Michael Jackson on diprivan. Maher admitted that Obama “sucked” during the debate, and made a joke referencing the money he gave to the pro-Obama Super PAC
“He looked tired. He had trouble getting his answers out. It looked like he took my million and spent it all on weed.”
Maher also observed that “Obama looked so dead, Romney tried to baptize him.”
On the other hand, Maher credited Romney with being in “full command of his bullshit” by going back on most of his positions.
Watch the video below, courtesy of HBO:
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