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Chris Matthews’ Hilarious Advice To Santorum: ‘Stick With The Grandfather’s Big Hands… Get Off Of Women’

Ohio’s attorney general Mike DeWine made an appearance on MSNBC tonight to weigh in on issues important to his home state and discuss why he believes Rick Santorum will fare well. This prompted Chris Matthews, one of several hosts, covering the primaries tonight, to pose a rather interesting question for their guest.

“You know the old story about the dog food,” Matthews began, “we’ve all heard it a million times. The advertisement’s great, the can’s great, the promotion’s great, the dog’s won’t eat it because they don’t like it. Is this Romney’s problem?”

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Then, he offered Santorum what has to be the most fascinating and slightly nausea-inducing piece of advice we’ve yet to hear:

Stick with the grandfather’s big hands. The ones in the coffin. Stick with those hands. Get off of women. Get off of women’s reproductive cycles or whatever. Stick to the grandfather’s hands. If you have to get into particular organs and extremities, focus on the hands of the grandfather, ok?

Oh, ok.

Have a look, via MSNBC:

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