On Thursday night, Comedy Central host Stephen Colbert sat down with Keith Ellison, America’s first Muslim congressman — or, rather, the nation’s first “openly secret Muslim” congressman.
Ellison weighed in on his colleague Michele Bachmann‘s recent call to look into the background of Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin (whom Colbert has also previously referred to as the wife of “former underwear model” Anthony Weiner) for possible ties to the Muslim Brotherhood and told Colbert what he’d do if, in an alternate universe where everyone rides a Pegasus to work and candy rains from the sky like liquid diabetes, Mitt Romney were to call him up to be his VP.
Here’s Colbert’s illuminating interview with literal Muslim brother Ellison:
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