Colbert Hits Trump For Reportedly Saying Stormy Daniels Isn’t His Type: ‘What Kind of Defense is That?!’
On Tuesday night, Stephen Colbert blasted President Trump for reportedly telling people in the White House that Stormy Daniels isn’t the type of woman he’s attracted to.
“What?!?” Colbert reacted. “She’s a buxom blonde! She couldn’t be more his type if she was a Fish Filet wrapped in a hundred ruble bill. And what kind of defense is that?!?”
The Late Show host poked fun at the White House for saying that the president “doesn’t believe” the claims Daniels made during her interview on 60 Minutes.
“Wait, what? What do you mean he ‘doesn’t believe?'” Colbert asked. “That’s a weird way to respond ’cause he is the claim he doesn’t believe. That’s like saying, ‘I didn’t have sex with her… that I know of.'”
Colbert ridiculed Trump’s reported new nickname in Washington D.C… “Spanky,” which is a reference to Daniels’ claim that she spanked him with a Forbes Magazine.
“This may be the best news I’ve heard all day,” Colbert said. “But in all seriousness, we should show some respect. It’s President Spanky.”
He also ripped the lawyers of Stormy Daniels and Trump lawyer Michael Cohen for their shout fest on CNN and expressed sympathy for CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin who was caught in the middle of it. Colbert told his viewers he obtained “exclusive audio” of Toobin’s “internal monologue.”
“Oh God. When will this be over? I want to go home! I mean, why am I even here? I’m an author for God’s sake. Now both sides of my face are covered in spittle and it smells like garlic and Brut cologne. Damn you, Anderson Cooper! Damn you to hell!”
Watch the clip above, via CBS.
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