Colbert Reveals Mitt Romney’s Grueling Schedule For Day One Of His Presidency

Mitt Romney has made a whole slew of promises about what he plans to accomplish on “day one” of his presidency. He will, for example, solve unemployment, simplify the tax code, do away with hunger, finally invent hoverboards, and place a giant “Made in America” stamp across China. All before lunch.

And Stephen Colbert, for one, has every confidence that Romney can accomplish all he’s promised to do.

In fact, the Comedy Central host shared snippets of Romney’s agenda for his first day. It includes plans to repeal ObamaCare, examine remains of the Roswell aliens, and (most importantly) take down Biden’s old Erik Estrada posters.

Check it out, via Comedy Central:

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