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Trevor Noah Lampoons Trumpcare: ‘Every American Would Have to Share One Pharmacist — Bill Cosby!’

On Tuesday night, Trevor Noah gave Democrats some pointers on how to scare people into rejecting the GOP’s health care bill that’s currently in the works.

He started off by telling Sen. Jeff Merkeley (D-OR) not to call Trumpcare the “vampire bill” because now vampires are “sparkly and cool” and that people “don’t want to run from them; they want to f–k them.”

The Daily Show host suggested that Democrats only need a “flashlight” and some “alternative facts” to sway public opinion on Trumpcare.

“You’ve got a horror story on your hands,” he added.

Noah then demonstrated what Democrats should do on the floor by telling “the tale of Trumpcare” which would “make it mandatory for everyone to wear a catheter.”

“And scariest of all, under Trumpcare, every American would have to share one pharmacist; Bill Cosby!”

He concluded his horror story by saying, “This might just be a tall tale, but until Republicans release it, we’ll never know…” and then he laughed maniacally.

Watch the clip above, via Comedy Central.

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