Hey, Here’s That Video Of Brian Kilmeade Making Out With Susan Lucci You Wanted
Apparently Fox News is really going after the feisty cougar market these days. Yesterday they extolled the virtues of taking elderly women to see male strippers and today we got to watch Susan Lucci seduce Brian Kilmeade on Fox & Friends. Sure, their making out was set up as just a demonstration in soap opera kissing, but we all know that “Let me show you how I kiss on my show” is just the television version of, “Benjamin, my husband took the car. Can you drive me home?”
Of course, it’s entirely possible that there was no actual lip to lip content on the show, with their hands instead acting as a disguise. However, Gretchen Carlson did loudly exclaim that there would be “more making out” on the Fox & Friends website.
It all reminds me of a joke in 1995 Simpsons episode “Lisa’s Wedding” which predicted a future in which Marge watches the TV and exclaims, “Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn’t even notice.” As the “future” of that episode is now upon us, it looks like The Simpsons was right again. Who would have guessed though that all of Fox’s “hardcore sex” would be catering to women of a certain age?
(h/t Gossip Cop)
Check out the clip from Fox News below:
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