Jimmy Kimmel made a brutally honest new commercial for United Airlines in response to that disturbing video of a man being forcefully dragged out of their seat this weekend.
“We’re United Airlines. You do what we say, when we say, and there won’t be a problem, capiche?” said a satirical pitch-woman. “Give us a problem and we’ll drag your ass off the plane. And if you resist, we’ll beat you so badly you’ll be using your own face as a flotation device.”
They even threw in a new business slogan: “United Airlines. F*ck you.”
Kimmel also used his monologue to join those condemning the airline, not just for the incident itself, but also because of United CEO Oscar Munoz‘s tone-deaf apology for having to “re-accommodate these customers.”
“That is such sanitized, say-nothing, take-no-responsibility, corporate B.S. speak,” Kimmel said. “I don’t know how the guy who sent that tweet didn’t vomit when he typed it out.”
Watch above, via ABC.
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