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Introducing G.O.B., The First Tampons Designed By The Men Of The GOP

Ladies know that, when it comes time to choose a feminine hygiene product, we should trust the experts who know our complicated masses of tubes and lumps best — the gentlemen of the Republican party.

As the commercial below shows, G.O.B. tampons are designed to fit comfortably into a woman’s rectum, expanding to fill our fallopian tubes and boobies. Simply insert the tampon with its sleek metal applicator to enjoy a full year of comfort and cleanliness.

If you’re Akin, you’ll know it’s working.

Have a look, via NBC:

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