Jon Stewart Slams Fox, Pelosi, and ‘Lipless, Beady-Eyed’ Assad in Syria Insanity Roundup

On Monday night, Jon Stewart rounded up all the latest insanity in the national Syria debate, from Fox News getting lectured by John McCain to Nancy Pelosi consulting with her five-year-old on the intricacies of global warfare.

But Stewart still had one burning question: “What does the guy we’re thinking of bombing think about us bombing him?”

He then proceeded to mock Syrian president Bashar al-Assad for his interview with Charlie Rose. When Assad cited American opposition to Syrian strikes, Stewart asked, “What kind of balls does a ruthless dictator have to cite public opinion polls?”

Stewart then brought on Aasif Manvdi to explain how the “limpless, beady-eyed” tyrant is really just on a charm offensive.

Watch the video below, via Comedy Central:

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