Larry David Reveals His Personal Masturbation Record in SNL Monologue

Screen Shot 2016-02-06 at 11.56.43 PMHost Larry David kicked off this week’s hotly-anticipated Saturday Night Live with a monologue chock-full of his trademark cranky-guy humor, including an edgy riff on eating disorders and a joke about musical guest The 1975.

“That was the year I broke my masturbation record,” David shared. Without spoiling the surprise, his record is, indeed, an impressive example of non-mastery of one’s domain. Still no sign of Bernie Sanders.

Watch the clip above, from Saturday Night Live.

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