‘Let Me Wipe the Vomit Off the Camera’: Sam Bee Rips Trump’s Dick Joke, Debate Ridiculousness
Samantha Bee opened last night’s episode of Full Frontal by mourning the arrival of the Republican Party’s “death rattle” in the form of who else? Donald Trump.
Bee joked about how “the Republican Party, home to more than a century of great statesmen, died the way Chester A. Arthur did: violently tearing itself in half.” After presenting an In Memoriam video reel for the GOP, Bee proceeded to dig into how establishment figures have all failed to stop Trump’s party takeover despite their very best efforts.
“With all due respect, sir, the last time you tried to stand between a charismatic guy and the White House, you got beat like a Muslim girl at a Trump rally,” Bee said in response to Mitt Romney. As for John McCain, Bee thought his condemnation was rich seeing as how his 2008 team-up with Sarah Palin made her the “Trump 1.0.”
On the subject of last week’s GOP debate, Bee took one look at the food-fights and responded “I think men are just too emotional to be president.” When she got to Trump’s joke about his manhood though, Bee had to stop and wipe vomit off of the studio cameras.
“So this is where we are? The party of Lincoln has completed its long journey from ‘a house divided against itself cannot stand’ to ‘you should see how yuuuge my pocket Donald looks when I masturbate with my totally normal-sized hands’?
Watch above, via TBS.
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