‘Lick My Balls, No New Taxes!’ Maher Delivers a Gloriously Profane State of the Union

Screen Shot 2016-02-26 at 11.19.08 PMBill Maher concluded his show tonight by delivering a gloriously profane State of the Union to show just how coarse Donald Trump is making American politics.

Fake President Maher declared, “I stand before you tonight to report that the state of our union is fucking awesome!”

He ran the gamut with things like “we are job-creating like a motherfucker,” working families “feel like they’re taking it in the ass,” and the classic, “Lick my balls, no new taxes!”

Maher even showed footage of an applauding Congress as he oh-so-presidentially declared, “No one should gie a lap dance or suck a dick to make ends meet!”

“If you fuck with the United States,” he concluded, “you are fucking with the most balls-out badass swinging dicks the world has ever seen, and we will not hesitate to skullfuck you, tear your head off, and shit down your neck!”

Watch above, via HBO.

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