comScore Man Shoots Self In Groin | Local News | Video

News: Local News Interviews Men About Stranger’s Self-Inflicted Gunshot To The Crotch

Phoenix ABC affiliate ABC15 decided to get to the bottom of a story involving a man who accidentally shot himself in the groin by, naturally, asking strangers completely unrelated to the story how they felt about it. The answer, shockingly, can be summed up in one word: “Uryghthhhjugh?!”

“I don’t really know what to say about that,” said one man standing in a parking lot, penis presumably intact. “That’s… Wow. I, yeah. I’m baffled right now.”

“Definitely makes me cringe,” said another gentlemen currently in possession of a groin. “Uh, without a doubt. I mean, what man wouldn’t?” Bold words.

The injured man, perhaps in a concerted effort to make his almost inevitable resulting local news report as entertaining as possible, had apparently tucked his girlfriend’s pink pistol (you guys!) into his pants. It went off, as guns do, with the bullet going through his penis and into his left leg.

“I mean, if you don’t know what you’re dealing with, don’t handle a gun,” offered a man. “It’s kinda his fault,” said another, who braced the searing rays hitting the parking lot without the aid of sunglasses, like a John Wayne for a new generation.

Have a look at the news segment, from ABC15:

h/t Warming Glow via BuzzFeed

Have a tip we should know?

  1. Mediaite
  2. The Mary Sue
  3. RunwayRiot
  4. Law & Crime
  5. SportsGrid
  6. Gossip Cop