Jon Stewart returned from break tonight to shred Donald Trump––”the patron saint of topical comedians who are just running out the clock”––over his attack on John McCain‘s military service.
Stewart asked, “What the fuck is wrong with him?” He explained that calling someone a war hero doesn’t really count “if you’re doing it sarcastically.”
He did have to explain to the GOP that they shouldn’t be acting so surprised about Trump’s “projectile vomit of sickishness” eventually spewing in their direction.
In the second segment, Jordan Klepper looked to Trump as an inspiration because he would be “our first openly asshole president.”
Watch the first segment below, via Comedy Central:
And the second segment:
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