SNL Gives Us A Peek At Newt Gingrich’s Moon Colony: ‘May Divorce Be With You’
Saturday Night Live brings us a glimpse into a not-so-distant future, a future when Barack Obama‘s second term leads us into a nightmarish socialist dystopia. Luckily, Newt Gingrich‘s vision for a moon colony became a reality.
Let’s join Gingrich and Callista as they — with the help of the Reagatron3000, a crater-hopping Herman Cain and a Mitt Romney in disguise — as they strive for a better future… future.
Along the way, we’ll meet a pageant winner who, as per Gingrich’s decree, is a student by day, student janitor by night. “The people of South Carolina wanted you to be president,” the young girl reminds him. “Not all of America is as forward-thinking as South Carolina,” Gingrich replies. “A good moon to you!” she says, bidding him farewell. “And may divorce be with you,” he responds.
Is Romney really a robot? Will the Earth survive an attack by Iran and North Korea? Are we all going to ignore the fact that this guy sounds nothing like Newt Gingrich? Watch and find out, via NBC:
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