On a very special Super Tuesday edition of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert whipped himself up into a frenzy for what he deemed the “Super Bowl of politics, if the Super Bowl was one team slowly destroying itself!” Colbert noted that he had painted his face with his team colors: white!
And like any true Super Tuesday fan, Colbert brought the snacks!
“I’m gonna make my famous ten-layer dip!” Colbert exclaimed. “With one layer for each state with a primary today. we’ve got potatoes for Idaho, ham for Virginia, some Vermont cheddar, for Alaska, some venison, and for Ohio, a layer of rust.”
“Of course — you can’t have a party without a batch of my famous American salsa,” he excitedly continued. “It’s mostly mayonnaise with a dash of Miracle Whip. I’ve got a keg of beer, and in case Romney wins, I’ve got a keg of caffeine-free Diet Coke. And oh — I’m mixing up margaritas! I couldn’t find my blender, so I’m using this transvaginal ultrasound wand! Mmmmmm! You know, usually at parties, this doesn’t come out until after the margaritas! Salty!”
Watch Colbert get jazzed over Super Tuesday via Comedy Central:
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