Jon Stewart finally celebrated some real “motherf*cking justice” on Wall Street doled out to the people committing the serious crimes: Occupy Wall Street. Stewart also said that with precisely one banker in jail for the financial crisis, that should satisfy the justice vultures.
And that one banker is only in jail because he pled guilty. The OWS protestor was arrested for assaulting a police officer, and Stewart reminded viewers how OWS are the “real perpetrators” of Wall Street madness, disrupting the livelihoods of their victims by “drumming in their general vicinity” and also kind of inconveniencing them.
Samantha Bee had to point out, however, the score is not tied now, because if it’s the 1 percent versus the 99 percent, then one banker in jail is equivalent to 99 protestors, which means we are “98 convicted hippies short of true justice.”
Watch the video below, via Comedy Central:
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