‘The NRA Should Just Leave the Money on the Dresser’: Colbert Roasts Senate Over Guns

Last night, Stephen Colbert “took the gloves off” to roast the Senate for not passing any of the four gun control measures up for a vote on Monday.

And he hit pretty hard on how members of Congress are in the pocket of the NRA, saying, “You might as well ask the gun lobby to check for a hernia as long as they’ve got their balls in your hands!”

And, he said, if they ever did pass a bill, it would say, “No kissing, and the NRA should just leave the money on the dresser.”

Colbert also said the Senate’s so ineffective, it gets less done than a dog licking its own balls and “Kylie Jenner wants to know what the hell you do for a living.”

Watch above, via CBS.

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