Trevor Noah Hits ‘KFC Agent’ Trump: He Put His Foot Down ‘Right on America’s D*ck’
The Daily Show came back Monday night, just in time to react to the Helsinki summit between President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Trevor Noah began by declaring it a “very good day” for Putin and showing various political pundits trashing Trump’s performance at their joint press conference, one calling it the “most embarrassing performance” on the world stage by an American president.
“Damn, the ‘most embarrassing performance’ by an American president. Do you know how hard it is to achieve that?” Noah asked. “George H.W. Bush once threw up on the Japanese prime minister. And Trump is now on top!”
The Daily Show host explained that no one knew what the summit was going to focus on but pointed to last week’s indictments from Special Counsel Robert Mueller of 12 Russian intel officers and that the news was so big that it “sent Cardi B into labor.”
“It was time for Trump to put his foot down,” Noah told his audience. “And he did… right on America’s d*ck.”
Noah skewered the president for saying he “doesn’t see a reason” why it would be Russia who meddled in the 2016 election.
“The man was a top KGB spy. He’ll steal the shirt off your back. Hell, he stole the shirt off his own back!” Noah exclaimed. “You can’t trust this man! On the list of people to never trust, Putin is right between WebMD and the mom from Get Out.”
He then compared Trump to a cheerleader cheering for the other team and urged him to “be aggressive, B-E aggressive.”
“Either Putin has something on Trump… or Trump is just an idiot who got played,” he continued. “And honestly, I don’t know. What did we expect? This is what you get when put a KGB agent up against a KFC agent.”
Watch the clip above, via Comedy Central.
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