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Stewart Mock-Celebrates New Congress: ‘Herpes, It’s Like Congress on Your D*ck’

Jon Stewart tonight tackled the start of a brand-new Congress and looked forward to a whole new group of people not being able to get things done. He said Congress is so lazy, maybe we should just “serve them legislation in bed.”

In fact, Stewart had a very astute analogy comparing Congress and herpes.

Stewart mocked the group of old white guys serving as committee chairs; chairs, Stewart assumed, “are motorized and slowly ascend staircases.” And in listening to how one of those senators wants to look at climate change, Stewart could only say, “We are doomed.”

He also brought up the “minor challenge from an idiot” Boehner received and the whole kerfuffle over a top House Republican attending a white supremacist convention.

Watch the video below, via Comedy Central:

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