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‘Y’all Get!’: Hilarious 911 Call Captures Terrifying Texas Goat Attack

What would you do if two goats appeared out of nowhere in your backyard? Sharon Dyer, of Fort Worth, Texas called animal control but was for some reason quickly transferred to 911 where she proceeded to explain the terrifying situation. Armed with her phone in one hand and a video camera in the other, Dyer began defending her garden as best she could.

When the 911 operator asked her if she needed an ambulance or fire truck, she responded, “No, this is goats. Two billy goats in my backyard.” As she later told a reporter from NBC 5 News, she wasn’t going to let them eat her plants. “Not on my watch,” she said.

Eventually the owner of the goats showed up to retrieve his pets, walking them down the street on a pair of leashes. The kicker? The goats’ names are Savannah and Willie, a fact that the NBC reporter suspected had nothing to do with Today Show hosts Savannah Guthrie and Willie Geist.

Watch video below, via NBC 5:

[h/t Huffington Post]
[photo via screengrab]

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