Hospitals are generally known for keeping patients’ details under wraps. You would expect even more so if that patient were royalty. You would be wrong: Two Australian radio presenters prank-called the hospital where Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton is being treated and managed to get an update on her condition. By pretending to the Queen.

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Yes, really.

The 2Day FM announcers Mel Greig and Michael Christian called King Edward VII Hospital on Tuesday morning, pretending to be Queen and Prince Charles. Complete with a “royal corgi” barking in the background. Despite the certifiably terrible accents, the hospital put them in touch with a nurse who had been attending to Middleton (who is hospitalized for acute morning sickness during the early stages of her pregnancy). The nurse — who seemed nonchalant about the “Queen’s” inquiry about her granddaughter’s “little tummy bug — proceeded to update the pranksters on the Duchess’ condition, her treatment, and the time Prince William left the hospital.

Conversation included lines like this one: “When is a good time to come down?

I’m the Queen, so I need a lift.” And this one: “When are you going to walk those bloody corgis, Charles?”

The hospital released a statement saying it “deplores” the hoax and will be conducting a review of their phone system. Per Sky News:

A spokesman for the hospital said: “King Edward VII’s Hospital Sister Agnes can confirm that an Australian radio station made a hoax call to the hospital in the early hours of Tuesday morning.”This call was transferred through to a ward and a short conversation was held with one of the nursing staff. King Edward VII’s Hospital deeply regrets this incident.”John Lofthouse, chief executive at King Edward VII’s Hospital, said: “This was a foolish prank call that we all deplore. We take patient confidentiality extremely seriously and we are now reviewing our telephone protocols.”

It only takes a phone, some bad accents, and corgis to break down the barriers of patient confidentiality.

Audio of the call below:
Tags: Kate Middleton, Mel Greig, Prank caller