Beavers and Tampons and Dildos, oh my! Fox News host Greg Gutfeld wowed his guests and audiences with a series of genital-related cracks to mock Katy Perry’s space flight aboard a Blue Origin rocket, among other things.
Perry was part of an all-woman space tourism crew aboard a Blue Origin craft on Monday morning for an 11-minute trip to the edge of space. The flight sparked backlash from the likes of Wendy’s and Ben Shapiro — and Gutfeld.
On Friday night’s edition of Fox News Channel’s late-night ratings success Gutfeld!, the show’s host knocked his panelists and audience dead with a series of cracks mocking Perry and her colleagues on the flight, as well as former President Bill Clinton — all of which related to private parts:
GREG GUTFELD: A zoo in New York announced they’re using drones to search for an escaped beaver. Using drones to find beaver, of course, was first pioneered by this man.(PHOTO OF PRESIDENT CLINTON)OFF-CAMERA: (LAUGHTER).GREG GUTFELD: To prepare for her trip on the Blue Origin rocket, Katy Perry said, quote, “she read a book on string theory.”.We’re told she thought it was about the effects of zero gravity on tampons.(PHOTO OF MENSTRUAL PRODUCT)OFF-CAMERA: (LAUGHTER).GREG GUTFELD: (LAUGHS AT OWN JOKE).Speaking of, there’s a new conspiracy that the Blue Origin crew faked their flight to space. But come on,
what’s fake about this astronaut?OFF-CAMERA: (LAUGHTER).GREG GUTFELD: The Kardashians gifted Lauren, that woman there, a $7,000 purse after the space flight.Not to be outdone, Oprah gifted Gayle King a replica of the Blue Origin rocket.(PHOTO OF VIBRATOR-STYLE PHALLIC APPLIANCE)OFF-CAMERA: (LAUGHTER).OFF-CAMERA GUEST: Oh, god. Oh, boy.GREG GUTFELD: Yeah. Don’t fall on one of those. That was a night I won’t forget.
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