DON’T: Pimp your show.
DO: Offer to shelter your staff in your MAGICAL BAKERY OF LOVE AND WARMTH.
DON’T: Make us all jealous of your tranquil weather and Indian summer harvest.
DO: Inspire your followers to take control of their lives.
DON’T: Get too sad about the out-of-town couple that you had to turn away from your restaurant.
DO: Become a human panda.