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In today’s Giuliani Beat™, there is a lot of news to cover! Let’s get after it…

For starters, former New York Mayor and patriarch Rudy Giuliani is facing a lawsuit filed by Rep. Eric Swalwell for the role he played in the Capitol insurrection of January 6th. Son Andrew Giuliani was just named a contributor to conservative cabler Newsmax, and daughter Caroline Giuliani published an essay detailing her love of threesomes for Vanity Fair.

Wait, what?

In what can fairly be called a bold, brash, and unique form of rebellion towards one’s father, Ms. Giuliani published a lengthy essay titled A Unicorn’s Tale: Three-Way Sex With Couples Has Made Me a Better Person. The thesis of the piece is prosaically detailed by the article’s DEK which reads “Intimacy between two people is like ping-pong, but with three people, it’s like volleying a ball with no net, and no blueprint. That openness has changed my life.”

“‘I want to watch my boyfriend bend you over&

#8217; was the general tone of the sexts we had already exchanged before we met,” is how Giuliani opens her essay. “My body coursed with adrenaline and nervous energy I hadn’t felt on a first date since I was a teenager. Now, in my late 20s, this was a new kind of first date—one with a couple.”

After more candid, and yes somewhat salacious descriptions of her personal sexual proclivities, she gets to the “nut” graph, which reads as follows:

Before discovering the world of ethical non-monogamy, known to some as “the Lifestyle,” I was in a long-term, loving, monogamous relationship that my body begged me to end before it progressed to an engagement. At the time, I didn’t fully understand what was missing from that relationship, but I did know that my partner loved me despite my weird wildness, while I yearned to be with someone who loved me because of it. To further confuse matters, I didn’t even know exactly what my “weird wildness” entailed, partly because I had spent so much time in relationships that were not conducive to personal and sexual growth.

She goes on to tell a tale of personal growth, self-acceptance, joy, and pleasure she receives from participating in threesomes.  Read the full account of Ms. Giuliani’s love and appreciation for threesomes here.